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A 9 year old boy went to an ice cream parlour.
Waiter : What do you want ?
Boy : How much a cone ice cream costs ?
Waiter : $1
Boy checked his pocket and asked the cost of small cone.
Iriitated waiter angrily said, $0.75.
Boy ordered the small cone, had it, paid bill and left.
When the waiter came to pick the empty plate, tears rolled down his eyes. The boy had left $0.25 as tips for him !
Make everyone happy with what you have :)
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Learn from your walking feet. The foot that is forward has no pride & the foot which is behind has no shame. Beacuse they know their position will change in time !
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Girl in a Book store,
girl : Do you have the book called "Girls are the real intelligents" ?
sales boy : Sorry madam, jokes book department is in first floor !
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Teacher : Whoever answers the next question correctly can go home.
Suddenly Jack throws out his school bag.
Angered teacher shouts, " Who threw the bag ?!"
Jack, "ME ! I'm going :D"
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I like banana because it is seedless, I like you because you are brainless !
Feeling bad ? Come on friend, it is just a ............... fact, not a joke :D
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